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    #NowHiring: Fake husband on temp basis

    My mom wants me to get married ASAP and it’s stressing me out. SO¬†#nowhiring: fake husband on temp basis willing to have a fake marriage and 2 fake babies and buy a fake house in a fake suburb. REQUIREMENTS: -Willing to travel and be available 1 weekend/month in SF Bay Area for show and tell with parents -Willing to have a fake divorce once we find the real husband. You’ll get fake custody of the 2 fake kids and fake house afterwards -Must be Chinese, ages 31-34, and a doctor. Psychologists do not count. May consider attorneys or engineers. -Demonstrate stability, strong work ethic, and good income generation -Fluency in…

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