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    NYE life advice from my 101-year-old Chinese grandma

    Jennifer: What’s the secret to long life? Grandma: You have my genetics. Jennifer: What’s the most important thing in life? Grandma: Everything is important. Nothing is important. Jennifer: What did you like to do when you were young? Grandma: There was no like. I just did what was here. (After thinking) I liked chemistry. I wanted to study it in university. But then the Japanese invaded China during World War II and I went back home. Jennifer: Why did you marry late in life? Grandma: I don’t know. Jennifer: How did you meet your husband? Did you marry for love, or was it arranged? Grandma: We were introduced. It was…

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