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Follow your passion. And screw following your passion.

Follow your passion. Screw following your passion. Do what you’re good at. Do what you are. No, do what you love. Do something. Do anything. Slow down and do nothing. Follow your curiosity. Learn to focus. Focus on the right things. Stop focusing, open yourself to new things.

Trust yourself. Trust the system. Trust my science. Trust my research. Trust your instinct. Trust your intuition. Trust no one. Trust the universe.

Build a system. Build habits. Build routines. Be open to randomness. Spend money on experiences, not things. No, get more money so you can have more.

Chuck it all, sell it all, and travel the world. Learn a new skill. Learn a new language. Go out more. Meet new people. Say yes more. Say no more. Be selective with your time. You are the average of the 5 people closest to you. Surround yourself with only the people you like. Surround yourself only with people who energize you. No, expose yourself to diversity or stagnate. Stop living in an echo chamber.

Follow advice. Follow trusted advisors. Read books. Invest in yourself. Hear your own voice. Be you. No, be me. No, be like a CEO. No, be like a janitor.

No, just be like me.