Satire & Humor

NYE life advice from my 101-year-old Chinese grandma

Jennifer: What’s the secret to long life?
Grandma: You have my genetics.

Jennifer: What’s the most important thing in life?
Grandma: Everything is important. Nothing is important.

Jennifer: What did you like to do when you were young?
Grandma: There was no like. I just did what was here. (After thinking) I liked chemistry. I wanted to study it in university. But then the Japanese invaded China during World War II and I went back home.

Jennifer: Why did you marry late in life?
Grandma: I don’t know.

Jennifer: How did you meet your husband? Did you marry for love, or was it arranged?
Grandma: We were introduced. It was destiny.

Jennifer: Why do you eat so much rice?
Grandma: You must always eat your rice. Now stop talking so much and finish your dinner.