Jennifer Lowe

CEO: I send emails to everyone around the clock thinking this will make them more productive. Vice President: My role sounds impressive, but it’s just title inflation. Director: No one knows what I do all day.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a 34-year-old single San Francisco man in possession of IPO money, is definitely “not looking for anything serious” and just wants “to see how it goes.”

For years, I struggled to develop a sense of self-worth. I never felt like I was reaching my potential.

Welcome to your guided meditation. Don’t forget to breathe.